

How To Annoy People In A Lift23 Ways To Annoy People While In A LiftHow To Annoy People In A Lift
1) Crack open your bag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?''
2) Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off until someone asks if you are alright, then scream as if shocked and run away (if possible)
3) Upon arrival at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) Meow Occasionally.
6) Stare at another passenger for a whil
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Beetlejuice: Because Edward Cullen never was, nor ever will *be* that sexy.
Gir: Because Jacob Black just doesn't cut it as a cute doggie.
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me n' my Puddin' hav a date next week at the Gotham National Bank
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Another brick in the wall...
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me n' my Puddin' hav a date next week at the Gotham National Bank
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~:~: "It's not conjoined kittens; it's a baby hobo!!" :~:~
I specialise in nothing particularly interesting.
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me n' my Puddin' hav a date next week at the Gotham National Bank
Double smile
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~:~: "It's not conjoined kittens; it's a baby hobo!!" :~:~
I specialise in nothing particularly interesting.
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me n' my Puddin' hav a date next week at the Gotham National Bank
FFS I CAN'T STOP GIVING YOUS SMILES!
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~:~: "It's not conjoined kittens; it's a baby hobo!!" :~:~
I specialise in nothing particularly interesting.
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